Products

Apple (comes in variety of colors)

Apple-licious Cafe Le Femme apples, courtesy of FunnyAppleFarms.

$9.99

Niffer Plush 2.0

New line of Niffer Plush improved in every sense.

$19.99

Blastoriaphastosis Cream

Self-explanatory. If you don't need this, don't search it up, it's horrible.

$7.99

Cafe Le Femme Keychain

Fits on a chain, presumably sharing a spot with your keys.

$18.99

Fajitas

Best you'll ever have.

$4.99 + S&H