Literal life savers, why are you guys the only ones on the East Coast that has this shit.

Product: Blastoriaphastosis Cream

Lost my wife's wedding ring, and bought this as an apology gift, thank you guys!

Product: Cafe Le Femme Keychain

The product didn't fucking work! Screw you shitbirds!

Product: Niffer Plush 1.0

YUMMY!!!!!

Product: Fajitas

I'm not sure if this is where I leave reviews but this place has the best like shitty coffee I have had yet pulling during a long drive. Like I was blackout drunk, but I remember it being great. One star off for the somber ass attitude.

Product: Coffee Le Femme